I will fight you.

I would like to thank Mr Brian Fox for the inspiration of this next blog. 

Here is a list of celebrities I want to either fight or see in Guantanamo bay –

1. Alastair Darling
2. Alexandra Burke
3. Allen Hansen  
4. Amanda Holden
5. Andy Gray
6. Ann Robinson
7. Ashley Cole
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Ben Affleck
10. Ben Stiller
11. Blue ((Gay) Boy band)
12. Bob Geldof
13. Bono
14. Casey Affleck
15. Catherine Zeta Jones
16. Channing Tatum
17. Cher Lloyd
18. Cheryl Cole
19. Christiano Ronaldo
20. Colin Farrell
21. Courtney Cox
22. Clive Owen
23. Dane Cook
24. Daniel Craig
25. Daniel Radcliffe
26. Danny Cipriani
27. Danny Dyer. Wanker.
28. Dappy from N-Dubz.  Apparently he is a father.  Wouldn’t it be the worst to be his child?
29. David Harnett.  What a twat.  Imagine not apologising for doing your job incorrectly and screwing the public out of money.  Total dick!
30. Dirk Kuyt
31. David Cameron
32. Ewan McGregor
33. Gordon Brown
34. Anyone who has any sort of affiliation to Glee
35. Gleeks
36. The Gyllenhaal siblings.  Literally thee worst human beings on Earth.  Even their parents hate them…..I’m sure.
37. Hayden Christensen
38. Hayden Christensen again
39. Ja Rule
40. James May
41. Jamie Carragher
42. Jayden Smith
43. Jedward.  I would fight them both at the same time.  I would kick six shades of shit outta them!
44. Jesse Metcalfe
45. Jeremy Clarkson.  You are NOT funny. 
46. John and Joan Cusack (they are so terrible.)
47. Jordan
48. Justin Beiber
49. Kate Hudson.  Your mum is hotter than you.  Tragic. 
50. Katherine Heigl
51. Kerry Katona
52. Ke$sha…..on the premise of her spelling of her name alone. 
53. Kid Rock
54. Kim Cattrall
55. Khole Kardashian
56. Kim Kardashian
57. Kourtney Kardashian
58. Lady Gaga
59. Lewis Moody
60. Lilly Allen – You are not as good as you thing you are.  You put down people who are far superior to you.  I hate you. 
61. Lisa Kudrow
62. Louis Walsh
63. The Lohans
64. Luke Wilson
65. Madonna I am not even going to bother explaining how much of a shit I think she is. 
66. Mark Zucherberg
67. Maroon 5.  Please stop making music.  Please.
68. Matt Banahan
69. Michael Cera
70. Naomi Campbell
71. Nani
72. Nick Easter
73. Nicolas Cage
74. Nicole Richie
75. Owen Wilson
76. Paris Hilton
77. Paul Walker
78. Peaches Geldof
79. Peter Andre
80. Perez Hilton
81. Pink
82. Queen Latifah
83. Rafael Benitez
84. Reese Witherspoon
85. Rhianna
86. Rio Ferdinand
87. Richard Hammond
88. Rob Schneider
89. Robbie Keane
90. Robbie Williams.  You are not a bad ass. 
91. Sarah Jessica Parker
92. Seth Rogan
93. Shontayne Hape
94. Steve Borthwick
95. Steve Thomson
96. Steven Gerard
97. Teri Hatcher
98. Terry Jones
99. Toby Flood
100. Tom Cruise.  God, I feel sorry for Katie Holmes.  She is married to the shortest cunt ever. 
101. Tom Voyce
102. Vince Vaughn
103. Wayne Rooney
104. Willow Smith.  I do not care what you do with your hair.  Stop trying to be Rhianna too!
105. Zac Efron