OK OK, my mind has well and truly been changed about the Olympics. I am actually quite into it. Ever since the opening ceremony I was like “Yeah,
alright! Let’s fuckin’ do this London!”
I have actively tried to obtain tickets to an event now that
all the corporation fucktards are making it all look bad by not attending
causing the ‘empty seats’ debacle. From
a world’s games perspective that does look pretty bad, in fairness. Also, I still maintain that many of the
events are a load of bullshit. Also, I
recently discovered that some sports are so much more pointless than people are
letting on from a total different standpoint.
Swimming. Humans have not been
engineered to be quick at swimming.
Sharks are fast at swimming.
DOLPHINS(!) - or ‘dorrpheenah’ for my Japanese followers (hello!!) – are
fast swimmers. But humans?! No. You put a shark up against a human, 9 times
out of 10 the shark will win. The one
time the human wins is because the shark is disabled and gay and ginger and bad
at sports and probably dead.
Furthermore, the Olympic lanes have come into full effect
and it is full on traffic jams for 2+ hours at a time! How fucking dumb is that idea?! 5 million+
London cars on the road, 15000 people needing to go to and from athletic events….
Yeah. Makes sense. Dick!
Anyways, so I am once again sorry for being so under the
radar…once a month is fast becoming a luxury but this is because I am now
trying to set up a business where I work for myself. I have recently qualified as a nutritionist
and I do this a long with personal training freelance. I have business cards and everything! I have had to get a few things set up such as
get a business bank account, company name registration, web domains, business
cards and leaflets etc. It is an
exciting venture which I will need to work really hard at! This is to help me save up for another
business venture I have been planning. I
have had the idea in mind for a little while now so I will hopefully get
something going asap! I won’t be
mentioning the idea as a good business idea is a quiet one! I just need that start up to crack on. So I am very, very busy!
I have recently tried a new flavour of frozen yogurt called ‘Cake
Batter’. Essentially it is frozen custard.
It is awesome! If you get the chance try it! It is like sex for your mind and your
mouth.
Much love,
Jackson L.
