#100

Blog 100 of 2011.  Register this expression….it’s my ‘I don’t give a shit face’.  I would say I will make it a good one but, I’ll be honest – my musings are really not that interesting so the fact that you are even reading this is an emphatically mammoth compliment nevertheless, truly, there must be something seriously wrong with you.  I discuss things which have no real bearing on anyone’s life and it can simply be summed up in one word – shit.  It’s ok though – I do enjoy receiving emails of sheer hatred explicitly describing my being as futile and how my opinions are just terrible and I am possibly worse than the anti-Christ. 

Anyway, I read in the paper today that Daniel Craig – an actor almost as wooden as a hybrid of Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage and Clive Owen and Kristin Stewart – thought that Kim Kardashin was a ‘fucking idiot’.  I must say – my respect levels peaked from ‘fuck all’ which is a legitimate standard unit of measure to ‘almost fuck all’ which of course is one up from fuck all.  It goes like this

Fucking shit loads

Shit loads

Loads

Almost fuck all

Fuck all

Simples.

I saw this today:

Genius. 

Not really much else to chat about – work levels have been picking up and between trying to juggle uni, work and the gym; I have been intensely busy….to the point where I kind of hate myself for being alive but, I guess keeping busy is better than doing nothing with my time. 

Keep on keeping on, people!

Much love,

Jackson L.

Soyboobies.....I mean Soynipples......tits!

My dear followers who won’t officially follow me on my page but read all my stuff and tend to email me personally instead of leaving a comment (hint hint), I am so sorry for being so off the radar of late.  I have had SO much on my plate recently but that’s just research stuff and other things which at the moment are a little too personal to divulge.…so fuck off!

Anyway, any of you people enjoy drinking Soy Milk?  Well, men – it contains oestrogen.  Research has shown that men over the age of 30, i.e. when our testosterone production slows down, we are more susceptible to developing tits, losing hair, changes in voice and emotions.  This is because our body is unable to over produce testosterone to eradicate the intake of oestrogen within the Soy Milk. 

This research was based on a recent occurrence involving a Vietnam veteran.  A soldier who had flown attack helicopters and had won medals for valour had taken to drinking Soy Milk as a ‘healthy alternative’.  He developed breasts, penis had shrunk, and facial hair growth had significantly slowed down, loss of body hair and crazy emotional changes.  He was accused of taking oestrogen supplements which he had categorically denied and it was true.   Blood tests showed that he had eight times more oestrogen in his bloodstream than what is normal for males.  After much deliberation, tests and all sorts, his diet was evaluated.  They tested everything he would regularly consume and it was found that Soy Milk had significant levels of oestrogen.  It was further research on male subjects from a cross section of society, different ages, ethnicities and social backgrounds (not sure why your social background would have any affect….but what do I know?).  It turned out that age was the greatest determining factor.  So beware! 

I think Soy Milk tastes like shit.  It ruins everything that normal milk is supposed to complement; tea, cereal etc.   Sucks if you are lactose intolerant but, I think you should really try to phase it out. 

Soy in general is seriously damaging to your health.  Check out this link:

http://www.maxworkouts.com/articles/why-soy-is-bad-for-your-health?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=soy

Fuck you soy!

Much love,

Jackson L.