Tuesday 13 December 2011

videos


Have a watch of this video –






I wonder if she blows her father with that mouth.  What a stupid fucking bitch.  Seriously.  How dumb can you get? I feel sorry for her child as dumb assery breeds dumb assery.  

Someone needs to tell her that the reason why ‘her Britain’ is in the shitter goes deeper than just ‘a bunch of foreigners’ coming in and stealing all her jobs.  Not to be as prejudice as her but, no doubt she is on the dole and claiming benefits anyway so she wouldn’t have a job to begin with!  She is the model of the decay of western society and narrow mindedness that you read about or hear about in the news and actually think to yourself – Really?!  There are people out there who can say such things or do such things to their fellow man??!  How backwards and dense can you get?  Even animals show each other more respect!  

Clearly, she was just brought up around other stupid people who have manipulated and brainwashed her only for her to regurgitate what she has brought up to believe with no sound or justifiable cause to say it other than the fact the she believes she lives a life of hard knocks because there are people from other ethnic backgrounds who live within her country.  This is why I feel for the child as this is what he will grow up to learn and it is wrong.  

This woman was sentenced to jail time but managed to get off by agreeing to do community service.  

On a lighter note, watch this video courtesy of Humza productions – 


I thought it was funny.

Much love, 


Jackson L.

Monday 12 December 2011

Fuck xfactor and the whole cast, tell 'em Jackson says they can kiss my whole ass.

So x-factor has finally finished and it would appear that I now need to know the name of some shitty girl group so that I know to avoid.  I believe it was ‘Little Mix’ or some balls like that that won the Xfaggtor last night and now we have yet more manufactured bullshit polluting our charts and once again, the xfactor winners will be gaining xmas no.1 slot again (despite a desperate cry from the UK’s public to end the monopolisation a few years ago when rage against the machine pipped Joe McElderry to no.1).  Fuck!  I can’t stand that show and all the douchebags that insist on watching it and look at you weird when you tell them that you actually have a life similar to how they may look at you if you told them that you (like me) do NOT and refuse to have a facebook account.
Well done xfactor contestants – you sing other people’s songs and get judged on how good you are where the real talent lies not only with having a good voice but with the ability to be able to write lyrics and music as well.  Dicks. 
I looked at the group of girls that won it and they are the quintessential band of airheads that have moderately acceptable voices and no ability to write their own shit.  In essence – what all teeny boppers, small annoying children and utter knobs that are over the age of 30 who think they are ‘hip and kool’ look for in music and enjoy. 
I have mentioned before that I have a live and let live attitude with music.  Whatever is on the charts would most definitely not interest me in the slightest unless I think it is really good – recently being the likes of Tinnie Tempah but, what really intensifies my loathing for the music in the charts and thus, indirectly the British public, are things like the xfactor.  More and more manufactured acts are being produced and where are they now?!
Shayne Warne
Leona Lewis
Joe McElderry
Gareth Gates
Will Young
Heresay
Girls’ Aloud
Spice Girls
Atomic Kitten
All manufactured.  All completely shite.  Where are they now?! It is only a matter of time before ‘Little Mix’ become ‘Massive Nobodies’.  What would it matter by then?!  They would have their 15 minutes of fame and will end up doing Iceland adverts because they are just a bunch of chavs – Stacey Soloman. 
Fuck you Xfactor!

Much love,

Jackson L.

Tuesday 29 November 2011

#100

Blog 100 of 2011.  Register this expression….it’s my ‘I don’t give a shit face’.  I would say I will make it a good one but, I’ll be honest – my musings are really not that interesting so the fact that you are even reading this is an emphatically mammoth compliment nevertheless, truly, there must be something seriously wrong with you.  I discuss things which have no real bearing on anyone’s life and it can simply be summed up in one word – shit.  It’s ok though – I do enjoy receiving emails of sheer hatred explicitly describing my being as futile and how my opinions are just terrible and I am possibly worse than the anti-Christ. 
Anyway, I read in the paper today that Daniel Craig – an actor almost as wooden as a hybrid of Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage and Clive Owen and Kristin Stewart – thought that Kim Kardashin was a ‘fucking idiot’.  I must say – my respect levels peaked from ‘fuck all’ which is a legitimate standard unit of measure to ‘almost fuck all’ which of course is one up from fuck all.  It goes like this
Fucking shit loads
Shit loads
Loads
Almost fuck all
Fuck all
Simples.
I saw this today:

Genius. 
Not really much else to chat about – work levels have been picking up and between trying to juggle uni, work and the gym; I have been intensely busy….to the point where I kind of hate myself for being alive but, I guess keeping busy is better than doing nothing with my time. 
Keep on keeping on, people!

Much love,

Jackson L.

Thursday 24 November 2011

Soyboobies.....I mean Soynipples......tits!

My dear followers who won’t officially follow me on my page but read all my stuff and tend to email me personally instead of leaving a comment (hint hint), I am so sorry for being so off the radar of late.  I have had SO much on my plate recently but that’s just research stuff and other things which at the moment are a little too personal to divulge.…so fuck off!
Anyway, any of you people enjoy drinking Soy Milk?  Well, men – it contains oestrogen.  Research has shown that men over the age of 30, i.e. when our testosterone production slows down, we are more susceptible to developing tits, losing hair, changes in voice and emotions.  This is because our body is unable to over produce testosterone to eradicate the intake of oestrogen within the Soy Milk. 
This research was based on a recent occurrence involving a Vietnam veteran.  A soldier who had flown attack helicopters and had won medals for valour had taken to drinking Soy Milk as a ‘healthy alternative’.  He developed breasts, penis had shrunk, and facial hair growth had significantly slowed down, loss of body hair and crazy emotional changes.  He was accused of taking oestrogen supplements which he had categorically denied and it was true.   Blood tests showed that he had eight times more oestrogen in his bloodstream than what is normal for males.  After much deliberation, tests and all sorts, his diet was evaluated.  They tested everything he would regularly consume and it was found that Soy Milk had significant levels of oestrogen.  It was further research on male subjects from a cross section of society, different ages, ethnicities and social backgrounds (not sure why your social background would have any affect….but what do I know?).  It turned out that age was the greatest determining factor.  So beware! 
I think Soy Milk tastes like shit.  It ruins everything that normal milk is supposed to complement; tea, cereal etc.   Sucks if you are lactose intolerant but, I think you should really try to phase it out. 
Soy in general is seriously damaging to your health.  Check out this link:
Fuck you soy!

Much love,

Jackson L.

Wednesday 26 October 2011

Junior Apprentice and road cyclists


The junior apprentice series has begun and I instantly hate every contestant on it.  What a shower of stupid, needlessly arrogant, condescending, narcissistic cunts. 

One of the contestants literally said:

I got 8 A*s and 2 As in my GCSEs and I am not intimidated by anyone because I know I’m better than them.”

Well, I will go and get the biscuits.  Fucking cock.  What a sad sack of shite.  Imagine thinking you are invincible because of your academic background.  Honestly, what puts it in their minds that they are so awesome?  I remember getting 8 1s in my Standard Grades and after about 2 weeks no one gave a shit and I carried on with my life. 

I guess it is her insecurities creeping in with a statement like that.  Obviously, due to the shocking mess that are her tragic looks she is not being chased by any of the boys in her year, most definitely because she will crush them under her beluga-whale-like weight if there were to be any boys interested unless she hasn’t already scared them off with her face which has a strong resemblance this.  Obviously she needs something to make her feel good about herself and, like most other ugly people, she turns to making her academics second to none. 

This is the caliber of unreserved douchebags that are littered in this show.  Honestly, how can you be this much of a monumental cunt with only 16 years of life?  You have barely had enough exposure to anything to be this much of a complete bell-end. 

Another contestant, the one who was dismissed, possibly one of the most egotistical wankers alive exclaimed that he still has a ‘successful’ business and he will go on to pursue a life of great achievements and Lord Sugar – an established businessman who has built an empire worth £800 million over the last 40 years – will regret not hiring this child.  Deluded much, you stupid shit head?  This kid sounded as though he had come from a humble up-bringing by his somewhat urbanised accent which in itself was insufferable.  The way he dressed with suits not at all tailored well for him and a big blinging gold watch made me, plainly, utter aloud:

Are you for-fucking-real?

The way he would articulate himself was comparable to a moderately well educated 3 year old.  How he had any business acumen or a ‘successful’ business I will never know.  And by that I mean I will never know who died and left him at the helm. 

Anyway, this guy had a head that made Alien’s look minuscule.  What’s funny is that it is both literal and figurative. 

If, as Allen Sugar says, our country’s economy is in their hands I am leaving the fucking country. 

You know what else aggravates me?  When I see cyclists on the road….especially when I am driving.  But, what annoys me beyond belief is when they are cycling, on a road with cars, with no hands.  They are just trying to show off.  Well, let me tell you, you are not kool.  If anything you are the pinnacle of cuntishness.  If Hitler carried out a genocide against the likes of you he would probably have been hailed a humanitarian visionary.  Stop being wreckless fucking wankers and endangering yourselves, other cyclists, pedestrians and drivers.  You fucking stupid fucking cunts. 

I may illustrate myself as heartless here but, I hope I am in the presence of one of these ‘no hander’ cyclists if and when they get hit.  I will be the first to run up and ask:

You need a hand there…well you have two.  You should have been fucking using them!

Knobs.

Much love,

Jackson L

Sport


It was a fantastic day for sport last Sunday.  We saw the final of the Rugby World Cup take place between the French who were lucky in their manner towards the final – despite having world player of the year, Captain Thierry Dusautoir, in their ranks - having lost two games on the road!  An All Blacks team lacking the powerful, potent attack that; arguably the most gifted player in the world - Dan Carter provides, were clearly not at full capacity.  It was an ugly final which even I, a neutral, couldn’t bare to watch.  The whole game, from start to finish was all that a final should offer. 

The French decided to form an ‘arrow head’ during the confrontation that is the native New Zealander Haka (war dance).  The French Federation of Rugby is now being fined £2500 which I feel is a little unfair.  Yes, it is only respectful to watch the spectacle that is the Haka while your opposition performs it but, with all the intensity in which it is executed, some dispute that it gives the All Blacks a psychological advantage – which I believe to be a load of utter shit!  The Samoans, Fijians and Tongans also have a Haka….none of these teams have won the world cup twice!  It is the quality of players which New Zealand have the world’s best of in many positions across the field.  Anyway, I disagree with the fine.  I think it is just as respectful to watch the challenge being laid down by the All Blacks via their intimidating war dance as, in your own way accepting the challenge by demonstrating you are not afraid.  You are here to do battle.  You are here as a team.  The French did all those things and it was not in defiance.  It was their own way of signifying their acceptance of the challenge with a counter-challenge. 

Piri Weepu, dubbed ‘Mr Fixit’ by many in New Zealand was the go to man when Dan Carter was ruled out early in the competition with a groin injury.  He remained in his Scrum-half position but took on the responsibilities of a fly half on pitch.  Despite his excellence during the tournament, he missed 8 points worth of kicks in the final – 2 penalties and a conversion, leaving it only 5-0 at half time instead of a potential 13-0.  By the end of the game, the All Blacks had to resort to their 4th stand off – who came on to kick a penalty with wonderful composure to ensure an 8 point lead which would require the French to score twice to win the game.  The game ended at a nail biting, nerve wracking 8-7 as the French scored a try via their captain which was converted. 

It was not by any stretch of the imagination an All Black exhibition but, a win!  This ended their 24 year World Cup drought despite being the best team on the planet for so very long.  The French did play very well but, I hate it when people say the French deserved to win.  Well, they did not.  They did not deserve to win because they did not score more points.  Also, if you look at any good rugby team, one who pulls all the strings and makes all the play is and always will be the man wearing the number 10 jersey – the stand off position.  For New Zealand to have to rely on their FOURTH starting stand off in a world cup final and STILL win, albeit by a single point, goes to show the strength in depth this team have and in my humble opinion, very much the deserved winners of the most prestigious prize in international rugby.  So, to those who say otherwise – I casually spit in your face and ceremoniously walk away from your futile, feeble minded opinions/self.  Just remember what New Zealand did to France earlier in the world cup during the pool stages.  That was them at full capacity and it was above and beyond any of the other matches of the world cup.  It was one of the best displays of rugby I have ever seen.  I am not saying that the All Blacks would have repeated this in the final….every game is different but, do not forget what they are capable of when they are firing on all cylinders. 

In the last 20 minutes of that game I actually felt my heart racing!  I have no affiliation whatsoever to New Zealand – if anything more for France I was on the verge of embarking on a professional rugby career there.  I guess I hadn’t realised I wanted them to win it so much. 

A positive find for the future of New Zealand rugby was Aaron Cruden.  Only 22 years old and by chance, given the opportunity to start at number 10 and he seized upon the prospect….and what a prospect he is!  Unfortunately, it looked like he tore some ligaments in his knee during the final.  A great player with a fantastic future.  He is a possible replacement for Dan the man. 

This final marked a great day for rugby where we saw many a great and celebrated name in world rugby finally be labeled ‘world champion’.  Most notably Captain Richie McCaw.

All the power, all the passion, all the glory, all the world.  The All Blacks.  The hallowed black is finally turned to gold.  Well done New Zealand. 

The day only got better when I learned the result of the Manchester derby.  Man City schooled Man United at Old Trafford – ‘The Theatre of Dreams’ – and a dream it was!  6-1 the final score and an embarrassed Sir Alex Ferguson conceded the most humiliating day in Manchester United history.  Mario Balotelli is such a hero.  Having read an interview with him recently, I am happy to see he has really taken a shining to Roberto Mancini who I think is doing a great job at Man City.  I think he will do well this year. So far undefeated in the league and enjoying a 5 point lead on the summit. 

I love sport!  It is so sad to see the Rugby World Cup end but I cannot be happier for the eventuality. 

Much love,

Jackson L.

Friday 21 October 2011

Heroes.

I was watching Frasier yesterday as I received the whole boxset from my sister for my birthday.  It is just fantastic.  I love the humour, it is above and beyond most other itcoms I have watched like Friends.  Friends just seems like the commoner’s sitcom compared to Frasier. 

It was a Halloween special episode that actually got me wracking my brain.  In this particular episode Frasier threw a party with the theme of coming as your hero.  Frasier went as Sigmund Freud as he believes it was him who sparked such a keen interest in psychology and given it is what he does as a profession he felt he had a hand in molding his character.  Fair enough I thought.  But then, I began thinking….who is my hero?  I really do not know who my hero is.  Well, apart from my dad – cliché central – I have no real hero who has influenced me in such a way that it has defined my character or persona. 

FYI – my dad is a hero to me as his life is a remarkable story.  He has come from humble upbringings in Iraq to a very well respected cardiologist.  He took his family out of a country torn by war, he was exiled from neighbouring countries and he had to leave the Middle East, the area he has known all his life, to provide a better future for his family.  To provide the way my father has is truly heroic. 

I have sporting heroes, people I look up to when I am in need of inspiration and heroes in music but, there is no one outstanding who has made me the person I am today.  I don’t think anyway…

Who is your hero?

Much love,

Jackson L.

Recent news


October 20th 2011 was the day that Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s 42 years of tyranny and dictatorship concluded once and for all with the ending of his life.  Of course, this is good for the people of Libya and now they are free from this horror and I agree, for once, with our prime minister when he called for us not to forget the victims who suffered the brutality and paid the ultimate price during Gaddafi’s repulsive reign.  However, there are many things still left undone.  Many families who had endured the awfulness of the Lockerbie bombings and also those affected by the shooting of Yvonne Fletcher – who was only 25 years old when she was murdered – will now forever live without the answers they so severely crave.  Wanting to know why and never finding out can be very cruel.  I may be an idiot for saying this but, in the furor a man who had all those answers, a man who should have stood trial against all he atrocities he committed against humanity was shot dead.  No one knows who shot him…convenient. 

I feel nothing but rapture for the revolutionaries on Libya and I wish them all the best for the rebuilding of their nation.  This is only the end of the beginning.  It is going to be a long road to recovery but, hopefully a straightforward, painless one. 

When I was reading the paper today, I read about some 19 year old kid who was arrested for being a drug dealer.  His car was parked oddly at a junction and police searched his car only to find 7 grams of heroin and cocaine in his car and when searching his pockets they found business cards advertising his services in the selling of narcotics.  I’m no drug dealer but, I’m pretty sure that it is a business you would not want to advertise with use of a business card complete with your real name and phone number!  Seriously, how stupid can you get?!  Dumb fuck. 



The Rugby world cup is coming to an end.  It has been a thrilling 6 weeks of great rugby and it has really made me miss the sport.  The much anticipated final will be between the All blacks and Les Bleau.  France and New Zealand, the best of both hemispheres when they play to their full potential will promise to be a gripping match, despite France’s luck on their road to the final, I’m sure they will deliver a spectacle to behold.  New Zealand will have many demons to put to rest (France being New Zealand’s bogey team at World Cup time) and will not be bowled over on their home turf too easy, particularly at Fortress: Eden Park. 

Despite having met some of the French players in the past and getting to know a few of them, I would rather see the All Blacks lift the trophy.  They have been ranked no. 1 in the world for a very long time and they deserve to end the 24 years of hurt.  It was in 1987, the first ever world cup, that the All Blacks won the world cup and it was against France in the final.  It would be befitting if this was a repeat of that final. 

Great weekend of rugby ahead.  Unfortunately, my teams of the tournament, Wales, lost to Australia today – only narrowly – 21-18.  The Welsh were completely outplayed which goes to show their strength in depth.  They were also without one of the most outstanding players of the world cup, their captain, Sam Warburton.  He has been banned for three weeks due to a reckless tackle which I thought was harsh. 

They will have a great 6 nations I think.

Much love,

Jackson L.  

Wednesday 19 October 2011

I have sold out II

I just realised that I have sold out some more.  I recently acquired an iPhone 4S.  I used to hate everything that is apple, mainly because of the plethora of DOUCHEBAGS, that keenly support them to the point where others just get goaded.   Much like Man united fans.  I had an iPod and it was great.  It served me so very well and I used it everyday for over 4 years.  Tragically it died (deleted my 15Gb of music due to ‘bugs’).  Before it died it was only transmitting any noise from the left hand headphone.  It was a slow, agonising death for my iPod but I refuse to get rid of it.  But this is all digression.  People who think Apple is the greatest thing ever and are in your face about it worse than gay people about their sexuality, are just annoying.  Not to say gay people are annoying but those who are needlessly defensive of their sexuality are. 

So, I always said iPhones were not the best smartphones about.  I always said that there were better smartphones on the market, such as htc and Samsung phones.  How wrong I was!  I made the disastrous mistake of obtaining an htc HD2 which is a (shoddy) windows phone.  It looked good.  It was my first smartphone and it was shit.  Barely any apps, constantly crashed and I began loathing it towards the end of it’s tenure with me.  The operating system was just bullshit and I tried so hard to get it onto the android operating system to no avail. 

This, I think, was a futile stand against being one of the many millions who would get an iPhone and do nothing but rave about it.  This will be the only time I will talk about my iPhone on this blog.  It is awesome.  It has changed my expectation of what every smartphone should be.  It comes with all the standard trimmings a smartphone does; phone calls, texts, emails, internet, camera.  In addition it has the apps store, face time, an 8 Megapixel camera with HD recording and its most attractive feature – Siri (of all the links I post - I recommend you look t this one).  It is a voice activated/recognition element.  It is not first generation but it can still do with a bit more fine tuning however, you can ask it to carry out simple commands such; as schedule an appointment which it will add to your calander, reschedule – change appoint times etc, dictate a text or email and be sent to someone, make a phone call, ask about the weather and more. 

It is awesome.  Think of Siri as a butler for your phone.

I still think apple and all their die hard fans are shit, but I just want apple stuff.  They look so kool and they have really nailed the phones. 

Much love,

Jackson L. 

I have sold out!!!


So, I have indeed sold out.  For the past month I have involved myself in an intense research project with a view to conclude on the potency of supplementation in sport.  Protein shakes, recovery drinks, fat burners, creatine, testosterone supplements – all befall a multi-million pound a year cluster fuck.  So many companies with a foothold in this business convince you that they have research to back up their product and we, the blind consumer, are taken in and engulfed by the basic science that they offer within their blurb concluding that their product is the most life changing, awesome, lose-14-stone-of-fat, gain-a-thousands-kilos-of muscle-with-a-vein-ridden-six-pack.  Of course, we think that all our time in the gym is a complete waste without said product and we buy it and with all our vigour become an everyday, run of the mill muscle bound dickhead that is so hell bent on working every muscle in your body that you would even exercise your pelvic girdle with the most stupid, painstaking exercises imaginable…..I know I have become all these things. 

Regardless, it has been known that people who take supplements do tend to exercise harder – subconsciously – so that they get more ‘bang for their buck’.  Indeed, if people worked out just as hard without the supplements would the gains be so magnificent?

This is what the research is trying to answer.  The study is a blind study meaning the participants of the study – myself and many others – are given a specific supplement (in my case 4!), being either; a protein shake, carbohydrate drink, creatine, fat burners and recovery drinks.  And of course a placebo. 

Given my symptoms – pre, during and post consumption and during my work out – I suspected I was most definitely not on any placebo which I was a little disappointed in.  Reasons as to my discontent and hence my selling out is due to my intense disbelief in these supplements working as these sports nutrition companies – who get Olympic medal winners and other elite athletes to endorse them because some muhfuckas looking for cash muney – say they do.  For me, it is an unnatural way of muscle gain and this is why the initial gain in size and strength is short lived as once you do the 6 weeks on, 6 weeks off you drop nearly 50% (on average depending on how much you rely on it) of your gained mass.  In addition to this, I proved many people wrong by gaining nearly 2 stone in 6 months during my rugby days when I played in the front row.  I was 17 stone 10lbs (112kg or ~250lbs) and I. WAS. JACKED!

I did it all naturally.  I was in the gym 4 hours a day, running 50-60 miles per week, intervals and eating ‘A SHIT LOAD’ which is a legitimate measure of volume.  I was consuming 10000 calories + a day.  It was a glorious time.  You can achieve anything with the correct nutrition and exercise. 

Anyway, I got measured up and took a standard strength test (consisting of 1 Rep Maxes on exercises like bench press, squat lift, dead lift etc) prior to the research beginning.  We then get measured up again in monthly increments to monitor any increases.  I had a sneak peak at mine…  Suffice to say there have been changes.  I knew there would be if I was on any supplements.  My body fat percentage has dropped 3.61% and my weight has increase by almost 4kg. 

My supplements include (I think!)

Fat burners which I need to take at certain times in the day (before breakfast and IF I take it a second time in a 24 hour period I should ensure I take it at least 5 hours later as it is quite a powerful mix.).  This leaves a real feeling of nausea. 

Creatine – naturally the body generates phosphor-creatine which help give muscle the energy required for anaerobic exercises such as sprinting, weight lifting, interval training etc.  The theory is to supply the muscle with more energy and you could do those extra few reps which will help increase strength and definition sooner rather than later.  Probably the supplement I would gun for most if I had to.  I must take this before any gym session.

Carbohydrate drink – this tastes atrocious!  Literally an offence every time this touches my lips.  Your taste buds are left like Poland in 1939….invaded for what seems like an eternity!  Infuriating!  The theory here is that carbs saturate your muscles much faster than protein do therefore you will get big quick!  I believe I am definitely on this as I am told to sip at this during a weights session.  Only two others have to do this in the subject group – obviously the guy on the placebo and the guy who is taking carbs as his only supplement. 

Finally, Protein shake.  I have had one or two shakes in the past and I will never forget the consistency and the hideous texture, not to mention the smell when you leave it in a shaker for a few hours.  God forbid the room being a little warmer than usual.  I am told to take this after a work out session.  The science behind protein is simple.  It is for growth and recovery.  Hair, nails, skin, muscle – all protein.  Whenever any of these are damaged, your body compensates by depositing proteins.  Obviously, up to a certain degree.  Giving an individual unfortunate enough to suffer from skin cancer a protein shake will do nothing but aggravate them.  I don’t mean cause more detriment to their condition, I mean they will get aggravated at your stupidity. 

To conclude, I believe that in order for these things to work, you really need a combination of the RIGHT things.  There are so many different forms of supplements with so many different brand names within each branch of the proverbial supplementation tree (brand names can be like twigs in the branch) that one could either get annoyed and not bother looking into the right stuff, waste money on things that don’t work or try everything all at once which could counteract certain supplements thus, money wasted.

Although I am involved in this research project, I still do not condone supplementation.  However, if you are keen on supplements then you will do well to consider the supplements I am on.  In addition you may want to look at separate recovery drinks which are packed with nitrates which help alleviate muscle soreness allowing you to do more. 

This is going to be a long 6 months.  I deduce that in time, my body will acclimatise to the barrage of supplements I am feeding on.  Thankfully I will not be in search of more forceful supplements if this was to happen.

Much love,

Jackson L.