Monday, 31 January 2011

RBS 6 Nations

It is that time of year again.  It is when I feel as though I have finally come out of hibernation and can carry on with my life.  The end of January.  I love this time of year.  It is when you notice the days getting longer; the weather starts to pick up, albeit a little bit and it just seems as though Mother Nature wakes up and things happen.  Like most people, nature is also happy to see the end of the most mundane month of the year come to an end. 

This phase has special significance for me for many reasons but, for me, it is very exciting as we are, FINALLY(!), within touching distance of the six nations rugby championships.  This is a time when all eyes will be on the elite of Northern Hemisphere rugby to provide us with entertainment for 6 weeks.  It looks to be the most open tournament in a long time as well!

The first game will be Wales versus England.  This will be in the Millenium stadium on 04/02/11 (Friday) for a 7.45PM kick off and it will be a good start to the 6 nations.  They are two teams who have a history of producing a copious amount of good games.  Though Wales I think will be up against it.  The home advantage will prove to be Wales’ biggest asset on the day.  Usually England start poorly and build ahead of steam but, I must say (and begrudgingly too) that they look good. 

The next day (Saturday) will offer Italy versus Ireland (Rome) in the early afternoon 2.30PM and France take on Scotland (Paris) at 5.00PM. 

Following week 12/2/11 England versus Italy (London) at 2.30PM followed by Scotland versus Wales (Edinburgh) at 5.00PM.  The next day (Sunday) gives us the spectacle which, in my opinion, is usually the game of the 6 Nations every year.  Ireland versus France (Dublin).  This could decide the title this year. 

Saturday 26th February - Italy v Wales - 2.30PM followed by another big, big game which can also decide the title - England v France – 5PM.  Sunday 27th February - Scotland v Ireland (Edinburgh) – 3PM.  This could become a grudge match as Scotland put up a heroic fight to win last year in Croke Park.  This weekend will be full of potentially classic games. 

Following another gap weekend, Saturday 12th March sees and all European tie Italy v France - 2.30PM.  This, despite being in Rome could still be a one sided affair.  The game on Saturday 12th March - Wales v Ireland - 5pm could also be a very entertaining encounter as each of these teams are both very good upfront and also play a very expansive game of rugby.  Here it is - Sunday 13th March - England v Scotland – 3PM.  It may very well be the first time Scotland win against England in London in a long, long time.  It would be good to see. 


Finally, super Saturday.  The last and most exciting day of the 6 nations – a triple whammy of games.  This is day exceptionally good if it is more than a one horse race. 
Saturday 19th March - Scotland v Italy - 2.30PM (Edinburgh)
Saturday 19th March - Ireland v England – 5PM (Dublin)
Saturday 19th March - France v Wales - 7.45PM (Paris)


My opinions of this tournament being very open if based on the fact that not one team have ALL their first choice players, particularly with woeful Wales.  They are in serious trouble as they have lost forwards and backs and I count in excess of 5 players, including, prop, Adam Jones, winger, Shane Williams and centre, Gavin Henson.  There are others which I cannot remember at the moment.  Scotland has some players coming back from injury like Johnny Beattie and other are ruled out; Graeme Morrison and Chris Cusiter.  England, France, Ireland and Italy are also missing a few due to injuries due to club duty.  It will be interesting to see how the tournament transpires. 

I think that there is more than one team that can win it this year.  England have a good blend of experienced players with young, explosive players but, they do play a very boring brand of rugby.  They exhibit very few dim sparks of entertainment in most of their games.  They have two games at home one against Scotland which will be difficult and the other against France which could tip the balance in England’s favour.  England do run hot and cold though.  They had a good autumn test series but were defeated by a very lacklustre South Africa and a New Zealand team that were not pumping on all cylinders.  I think they will be good contenders for the title this year as they have come a long way under Martin Johnson’s regime.  The win against Australia was a classic win for England.  Ireland, who also have big games in Croke park, France and England, stand a tremendous chance of coming into this tournament as favourites.  Ireland took a very much deserved grand slam championship when they took on England and France at Croke park.  France are almost always tournament favourites.  They always play with flare and set new fashion in rugby which even the mighty all blacks try to emulate.  Although they have a very desirable variety of rugby, they have very tough games on the road and this could cause them to lose decisive games.  I do, however, often find that the French are very fortunate so I would not be surprised if they do pull off some shocking victories. 

My dark horses have to be Scotland this year.  If they start with the same conviction and intensity they ended with in last year’s championships and also with the same play as they produced in the autumn tests then they will do very well. 

I will say this, there will not be a grand slam winning team this year and if I had to choose a winning team at this point – I will have to say it will be either France or Ireland. 
I hope you all are as excited as I am!

Much love,

Jackson L.

Thursday, 27 January 2011

So to thee we bid farewell.

Well there is a lot of speculation recently over the sexist remarks made by certain football pundits.  From my understanding this was all off the record but, they left the microphones on and others heard what was said.

The main culprit was a man named Andy Gray whom, for the last 15 or so years, worked as a football commentator/pundit for Sky Sports giving his personal ‘informative’ views and observations on Barclays Premiership football matches.  He is a Glaswegian man who was a former football player himself and he made the mistake of saying:

What the fuck does a woman know about the offside rule?!

This in effect killed his career and he will forever be known as the sexist guy that said this rather than be remembered for some of the ridiculous quips he has uttered during his years commentating.  He has now indeed been sacked for further allegations of sexism.  I for one think – good riddance to bad rubbish.  My facebook was littered with these total retards saying “football will never be the same again” or “Sky has really fucked this up now!” and the best one yet, “He was the voice of English football” (a Scottish man, by the way….a SCOTTISH man….).  He was a total knob who persistently spoke shit ALL. THE. TIME.  So I am very happy he is leaving and will hopefully be replaced by someone with informative opinions on football, also, with a less annoying face.  He will not be missed by me.  If anything, it will make me enjoy football more.  My football renaissance has been a recent affair but I always thought that Andy Gray was even less competent than I was! Bold statement you say?  Well I say shut up! Bitch!

Having said that, I do feel it was a very harsh sacking.  I know what was said was very sexist and a man in his position, a nationwide well known commentator, should not say such things but, lets face it, we were all thinking it.  Not only were we all thinking it, it is just something that goes with the culture of proper football.  Any sport really.  Especially a team sport where you go watch with a bunch of mates.  You just act like a bunch of delinquents because you are with the ‘lads’!  This is what football comes with.  It is more than just a sport to watch for a lot of men.  It is a social call, once or twice in a week, for men to get together and leave their WAGs behind to just do something manly.  It is an opportunity to just hang out with mates and not worry about the missus for a few hours. 

In addition to this, call me a traditionalist, but I don’t believe that women belong in that level of professional sport.  It has always been a job for a man. It is just, in my opinion, a pathetic attempt at women trying to worm their way in to a mania that is predominantly male orientated.  It’s just a little wide of the mark.  Don’t get me wrong, I have played a lot of rugby in my time and also seen female referees, played one or two games with a female referee controlling the game and did so very well, I might add! But, still, it was just weird.  I have played games where male referees make mistakes that can change the dynamics of a game and it’s been bittersweet.  They are only human and unfortunately, even the best of refs make wrong decisions – look at Blackpool v Man U the other day.  That was a definite penalty.  It could have altered the game completely! Being 3-0 down would have been very hard to come back from, if of course the penalty was converted to a goal.  So, my point is, it is not the issue that men think women are more likely to make some mistakes in their decision making as even professional referees make big mistakes, even on a world stage – Graham Poll – AHEM!  Studies have shown that men are generally happier when they do not need to take orders or let women make ALL the decisive calls in their life.  So if they are looking to get away from their women for a Sunday league game and turn up to find a woman referee?  It will get a little disconcerting, no? 

This also brings me nicely onto my next point.  I have seen several adverts on TV now that are clearly made by women with slight sexist undertones.  One of which was a drug which helped women ease their period pain during their cycle and made the inference that the male companion was a pain.  Hmm….. Also, there was a tissue advert a few years ago for klennex ‘man sized tissues’.  Sat around a table were 4 women, presumably spending all their spouses’ hard earned cash as it was during the day (GET A JOB!) and they all had a cold.  Aww… One asked “Why are they called ‘man sized tissues’?” and the rest began listing the qualities ending with “thick”.  What kind of insinuation is that?  If we look through history and look to see the world’s smartest people we will find that Stephen Hawking is one of the world’s if not, THEE world’s smartest person.  Before him?  Well, I think there was a guy called Albert Einstein?  I’m not sure, because I’m so thick, of course, but I don’t think they are women.  Just saying.  Also, I must now take the opportunity to remind myself to breath because I can’t do too many tasks at the same time! Furthermore, Sheila’s wheels!  Yeah, if there was a version of that for males called Dave’s insurance deals on wheels, there would be a fucking HUGE up roar!  Much like if there was a MOWOs like the MOBOs.  Just like black people can be inherently racist, women are needlessly sexist and expect us not to be sexist back.  Well that’s not going to happen!  Women, it was not personal but, men generally know football better than women.  It is not sexist, it is fact.  Just like women are better at multi-tasking than men it is not sexist!  If there was a recruitment drive for doctors to work in a new hospital and there was an aptitude and a competence test to take, you are, or you should, hire the best there is for the job.  Not hire based on gender.  By that token, leave football to the men.

Imagine a women getting offended about being told she doesn’t know the offside rule!  It was a harsh sacking. I think the guy is a dick and I still thought it was harsh.  Some people just need to get a sense of humour. 

Anyways, I’m glad he’s not there anymore!

Much love,

Jackson L. 

Monday, 24 January 2011

Best friends are the best.

I have realised that there are a whole bunch of people I know (unfortunately) are now leaving X and moving down to London too.  Alas, there are just some people you will never escape.  Some memories will always be there to constantly remind you of how shitty things have been.  I am very lucky that London is a big city because these people really know how to make my blood boil.  It’s funny.  I honestly thought that I really did not give a shit about certain people.  My ‘friendship’ with them has lain in the past for a long time now and that is where it shall remain.  When I found out that this particular individual was moving to London I actually felt my breathing get heavier and my heart beat faster.  I actually felt as if I was about to fight someone.  I really never thought I could get that pissed off at something I thought was deep in my past now.  It is daunting to think what may happen if I lacked that little bit of self-control I do have if I was to bump into said individual in London.  My feeling at the point of just finding out I would have probably gone out of my way to kick six shades of shit out the guy.  I would have honestly kept beating on him until my arms got so tired they could no longer lift themselves.  “They are not worth it!” I keep telling myself.  It doesn’t seem to work though. 

Thankfully, as I mentioned, I have that little bit of self-control.  But, more than that, I have good friends.  Friends, who regrettably, have not made the move to the big smoke.  Friends who may not make the move at all, to my anguish!  However, in times of personal hardship people always look to anyone for support, comfort and encouragement, especially good friends.  I know I did.  I can’t help but think that if it wasn’t for my best friend, who we will call Brian Fox, I really don’t think I could have dealt with half the situations I found myself in, most recently when a so called group of friends decided to betray me.  It was, for me devastating.  The best advice I received about that situation was from him. 

Brian Fox:  You need to prove yourself to nobody.  You don’t need to prove yourself to your parents let alone these guys.  Who do they think they are?! 

He was, as per usual, right.  Nobody should feel the need to prove themselves to anybody.  It is something that you should do only for yourself.  This starts with having the notion of being able to take that step without seeing where your foot is going to land.  This is called faith.  Faith is something EVERYBODY should have in themselves.  I only realised recently that if it wasn’t for the years I have hung around with Brian Fox that I would not have so much faith in my self and I would not have such a high benchmark to have faith in others.  He has shared many an astute observation with me.  This situation was no different.  

Brian Fox:  The best revenge is to just ignore them and live well. 

I now fully understand the expression ‘success is the best revenge’.  I also now fully understand how valuable a friend Brian Fox is.  He has wisdom beyond his years and he is always in the know of the best action to take in any given situation. 

I would swap all the douches that have moved down from X with Brian Fox.  He belongs here more than anyone I know.  It’s funny because he was the only other person who felt the same way I did in X and it was so strange to see how similar our thought process was.  We knew we thought along the same tracks but we didn’t know we were on the same train singing from the same page of the same book…probably wearing the same clothes too. 

If Brian Fox ever reads this, I want him to know there are countless things that have changed my thinking because of the things he’s said and done.  I also want to admit that there are times when I am at such a loss that I think to myself ‘how will Brian Fox react to this?’ The most astonishing thing is that Brian Fox is thee most headstrong person I have ever known.  It seems to me like he is a maverick who opens up to nobody.  He lets nothing affect him and he just gets on with it.  An individualist.  A lot of the time I actually think he is carrying the mental strength for more than just himself.  I know he did it for me before.  Do I wish he’d open up to me more?  Well sure! Am I going to force him?  Not at all.  I know where he is when I need him and he sure knows where to find me when he needs me. 

Brian Fox, BF, I wish you were here.  BF you are my BFF.  My blood brother.

Much love,

Jackson L.