Fuck xfactor and the whole cast, tell 'em Jackson says they can kiss my whole ass.

So x-factor has finally finished and it would appear that I now need to know the name of some shitty girl group so that I know to avoid.  I believe it was ‘Little Mix’ or some balls like that that won the Xfaggtor last night and now we have yet more manufactured bullshit polluting our charts and once again, the xfactor winners will be gaining xmas no.1 slot again (despite a desperate cry from the UK’s public to end the monopolisation a few years ago when rage against the machine pipped Joe McElderry to no.1).  Fuck!  I can’t stand that show and all the douchebags that insist on watching it and look at you weird when you tell them that you actually have a life similar to how they may look at you if you told them that you (like me) do NOT and refuse to have a facebook account.

Well done xfactor contestants – you sing other people’s songs and get judged on how good you are where the real talent lies not only with having a good voice but with the ability to be able to write lyrics and music as well.  Dicks. 

I looked at the group of girls that won it and they are the quintessential band of airheads that have moderately acceptable voices and no ability to write their own shit.  In essence – what all teeny boppers, small annoying children and utter knobs that are over the age of 30 who think they are ‘hip and kool’ look for in music and enjoy. 

I have mentioned before that I have a live and let live attitude with music.  Whatever is on the charts would most definitely not interest me in the slightest unless I think it is really good – recently being the likes of Tinnie Tempah but, what really intensifies my loathing for the music in the charts and thus, indirectly the British public, are things like the xfactor.  More and more manufactured acts are being produced and where are they now?!

Shayne Warne

Leona Lewis

Joe McElderry

Gareth Gates

Will Young

Heresay

Girls’ Aloud

Spice Girls

Atomic Kitten

All manufactured.  All completely shite.  Where are they now?! It is only a matter of time before ‘Little Mix’ become ‘Massive Nobodies’.  What would it matter by then?!  They would have their 15 minutes of fame and will end up doing Iceland adverts because they are just a bunch of chavs – Stacey Soloman. 

Fuck you Xfactor!

Much love,

Jackson L.

#100

Blog 100 of 2011.  Register this expression….it’s my ‘I don’t give a shit face’.  I would say I will make it a good one but, I’ll be honest – my musings are really not that interesting so the fact that you are even reading this is an emphatically mammoth compliment nevertheless, truly, there must be something seriously wrong with you.  I discuss things which have no real bearing on anyone’s life and it can simply be summed up in one word – shit.  It’s ok though – I do enjoy receiving emails of sheer hatred explicitly describing my being as futile and how my opinions are just terrible and I am possibly worse than the anti-Christ. 

Anyway, I read in the paper today that Daniel Craig – an actor almost as wooden as a hybrid of Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage and Clive Owen and Kristin Stewart – thought that Kim Kardashin was a ‘fucking idiot’.  I must say – my respect levels peaked from ‘fuck all’ which is a legitimate standard unit of measure to ‘almost fuck all’ which of course is one up from fuck all.  It goes like this

Fucking shit loads

Shit loads

Loads

Almost fuck all

Fuck all

Simples.

I saw this today:

Genius. 

Not really much else to chat about – work levels have been picking up and between trying to juggle uni, work and the gym; I have been intensely busy….to the point where I kind of hate myself for being alive but, I guess keeping busy is better than doing nothing with my time. 

Keep on keeping on, people!

Much love,

Jackson L.

Soyboobies.....I mean Soynipples......tits!

My dear followers who won’t officially follow me on my page but read all my stuff and tend to email me personally instead of leaving a comment (hint hint), I am so sorry for being so off the radar of late.  I have had SO much on my plate recently but that’s just research stuff and other things which at the moment are a little too personal to divulge.…so fuck off!

Anyway, any of you people enjoy drinking Soy Milk?  Well, men – it contains oestrogen.  Research has shown that men over the age of 30, i.e. when our testosterone production slows down, we are more susceptible to developing tits, losing hair, changes in voice and emotions.  This is because our body is unable to over produce testosterone to eradicate the intake of oestrogen within the Soy Milk. 

This research was based on a recent occurrence involving a Vietnam veteran.  A soldier who had flown attack helicopters and had won medals for valour had taken to drinking Soy Milk as a ‘healthy alternative’.  He developed breasts, penis had shrunk, and facial hair growth had significantly slowed down, loss of body hair and crazy emotional changes.  He was accused of taking oestrogen supplements which he had categorically denied and it was true.   Blood tests showed that he had eight times more oestrogen in his bloodstream than what is normal for males.  After much deliberation, tests and all sorts, his diet was evaluated.  They tested everything he would regularly consume and it was found that Soy Milk had significant levels of oestrogen.  It was further research on male subjects from a cross section of society, different ages, ethnicities and social backgrounds (not sure why your social background would have any affect….but what do I know?).  It turned out that age was the greatest determining factor.  So beware! 

I think Soy Milk tastes like shit.  It ruins everything that normal milk is supposed to complement; tea, cereal etc.   Sucks if you are lactose intolerant but, I think you should really try to phase it out. 

Soy in general is seriously damaging to your health.  Check out this link:

http://www.maxworkouts.com/articles/why-soy-is-bad-for-your-health?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=soy

Fuck you soy!

Much love,

Jackson L.